My Bicentennial Memories
I’m not sure I believe in fate, but there must be a reason why I could never bring myself to throw out my Ross Bicentennial bicycle. My parents, despite complaining about its prolonged residence in the cellar of 1710 78th street, could never bring themselves to roll the bike out with Tuesday trash (something they had no issue doing with all my other toys and preciouses). Maybe I or they knew the Bicentennial would be something I’d one day revisit. Or maybe we all knew, as long as the bike remained, so would those wonderful hazy summer day memories of years past.
Keep checking back, I’ll be adding some wonderful star-spangled, red, white, and blue blasts from the past as we countdown to America 250.
Bicentennial Brothers
Despite the Bicentennial’s celebratory mood, the U.S. was troubled with both fiscal and social issues throughout the year. However, the country’s greatest domestic threat was likely the Malachi Brothers. The Count and Rocco menaced demolition derbies and local diners from coast to coast. They did visit Pinky Tuscadero in the hospital; however, so maybe they had big hearts under all that leather after all.
”Let the pigeons loose!”
Bicentennial Champions
Who were the greatest athletes of the Bicentennial? The conversation begins and ends with these three champions.
Bicentennial Radio
Let’s say you couldn’t get to the track since it’s the nation’s Bicentennial, but you did manage to sneak away to OTB to play a hot tip. How do you find out how your horses did in the early double? You listen to your Sharp special edition Bicentennial radio, Model FX-209III.
Made in Japan.
Archie Bunker’s Bicentennial Minute
Several sit-coms featured parodies of CBS’s Bicentennial Minute. None of them did it better than All in the Family.
Bicentennial Chainsaw
Everyone’s favorite piece of Bicentennial memorabilia— The Poulan Special Limited Edition Chainsaw. I’ll never forget that morning when Mom surprised me and my brother with this beauty. Of course, this was before we were forbidden to have pets.
Bicentennial Christmas Ornament
And for the holiday season—Hallmark’s commemorative Bicentennial Christmas tree ornament.
Bicentennial Slogan
From over 1 million entries, these six finalists were announced during Super Bowl X on January 18, 1976. Which one has your vote?
After over 300,000 votes were cast, the winner was…
Freedom’s way - U.S.A.
Well…it rhymed, at least.
May 7, 1976
Only thing cooler than the Bicentennial is Mr. Freeze talking about the Bicentennial. Wild!
Bicentennial TV Guide ad
I’m sure that on Bicentennial morning, my family wore out the channel dial on the Sylvania switching back and forth between Operation Sail and the riveting National Governors Conference. However, we closed out the day with Bob Hope, like every other real American.
April 26, 1976
In his Bicentennial minute, actor Darren McGavin cautions that Democracy is FRA-GEE-LAY.
Bicentennial T-Shirts
What was America talkin’ about in 1976? These cool Bicentennial t-shirts. Don’t just take my word for it. Ask Willis…I mean Todd Bridges, pictured on right.
Bicentennial Glasses
These tumblers originally held A & P Ann Page peanut butter, a brand I have no recollection of whatsoever—we were a Pantry Pride family.
March 18, 1976
Great character actor, Val Avery, with his Bicentennial minute from March 8, 1976.
The Bicentennial Lunchbox
I confess to rocking a Marvel Super Heroes lunch box in ’76, but I distinctly remember admiring this beauty from across the cafeteria.
America Rock
The third season of Schoolhouse Rock! premiered in the fall of 1975 and sparked the Bicentennial spirit with America Rock. Sure, everyone talks about “I’m Just a Bill” but “Mother Necessity” is the deep cut true patriotic-parody music lovers hold dearest in their hearts.
January 22, 1976
Actor, Gary Lockwood, with his Bicentennial minute from January 22, 1976.